Meanvengers
HE DOESN’T EVEN GO HERE.
Mean boys. Avengers-chicas pesadas quotes.
(via bloggerbug97)
In Skyrim
I don’t care about the main story line about how I’m the “Dragonborn” and I get to kill the dragons and save Skyrim and all that jazz.
What I do care about is spending all my time at the College of Winterhold, pretending that it’s Hogwarts.
My reaction to:
- Spells: FUCK YEAH. Teach me, Dumbl- I mean Toldrick.
- Dragons: Ugh, another one? Really?
Jaffy’s got a lump.
The whole family’s worried for the little guy.
We’ll take him to the vet tomorrow.
(via damnthatswhatshesaid)
I kinda want to buy minecraft, but only because there are a billion creative ways to destoy and wreck things.
You got
- lava
- explosives
- fire
- that’s it but, because physics in Minecraft don’t make sense, the possibilities are endless.
I could just build dozens of identical houses when I’m feeling normal and, when I get frustrated, I can experiment with the art of virtual pixelated destruction.
Yep, that sounds like a plan.
"In my next life i want to live backwards. You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school.
You then go to primary school, you become a kid, and play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then, VOILA!
You finish with an orgasm. I rest my case.”
- Woody Allen."
Then you wake up in an old people’s home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then when you start work, you get a gold watch and a party on your first day.
You work for 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You party, drink alcohol, and are generally promiscuous, then you are ready for high school.
You then go to primary school, you become a kid, and play. You have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa like conditions with central heating and room service on tap, larger quarters every day and then, VOILA!
You finish with an orgasm. I rest my case.”
- Woody Allen."
— (via junk-of-tha-heart)
(via locksandglasses)
I cut my hair.
Elle and Dad say it looks good and Mum didn’t because she doesn’t care about hair.
Elle has described it as “very indie”.
I don’t know what that means.
n. the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own—populated with their own ambitions, friends, routines, worries and inherited craziness—an epic story that continues invisibly around you like an anthill sprawling deep underground, with elaborate passageways to thousands of other lives that you’ll never know existed, in which you might appear only once, as an extra sipping coffee in the background, as a blur of traffic passing on the highway, as a lighted window at dusk.
(Source: dictionaryofobscuresorrows)
(Source: imgfave, via damnthatswhatshesaid)
(Source: raurr, via damnthatswhatshesaid)
- I’m not racist, some of my best friends are bl-
- I don’t hate the LGBTQ community, but I feel like marriage is betw-
- I’m pro-life because it’s wrong to kill a ba-
- I’ll start showing women respect when they act-
- If your people want equality, they have to-
(via eddplant)
My Quirks#29 ^since The 1st grade my eyesight is just that bad.
I want to say I got my first pair of frames in kindergarten. I can remember the board just being blurry. Setting me up for a life time of damn near blindness.
^^^^^^^
I started wearing glasses when I was 5. At first I wated them because they made me feel special but now I feel like they’re just a nuisense.
